Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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