Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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