sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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