Non-Jews are for practice
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You were trust falling into bushes
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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