Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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