we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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