Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just had sex on a roof
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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