What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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