bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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