Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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