He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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