You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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