The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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