i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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