She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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