O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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