Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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