He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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