I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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