if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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