It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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