we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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