Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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