Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
