this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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