Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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