are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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