Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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