so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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