Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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