he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
