Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
