At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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