Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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