I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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