There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
we made out on top of his cat.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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