i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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