Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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