You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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