so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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