If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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