worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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