He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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