Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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