Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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