we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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