FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
How does one acquire holy water?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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