I look better un-naked...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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