So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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