just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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